In this first ever short, airing in 1985 BC, we see the family photoshoot to show their allegiance to FOX.

After refusing to smile, Homer strangles Bart for the first time ever. Meanwhile Lisa and Maggie make funny faces.

The family hangs out at the park until the kids get lost.

Homer takes his day of to do bowling only to lose every round.

Bart manages to find Homer’s old windows 1.1.

Bart and Lisa get a lovely visit from their long-lost cousin, Oliver!

Lisa and Bart challenges Maggie into a cruel chilli eating contest.

Bart shows off his epic skateboarding moves.

After constant nagging by Fox to do something more educational, Bart gives a long speech about pollution.

Maggie finds pencil in which she uses it to draw on Bart and Lisa’s faces.

Bart sees his never seen before friend Milhouse right out his front yard and does camping for no reason.

After years of pant eating in private, Bart finally does a tutorial on how to eat pants.

After reaching tremendous fame from his professional pant eating, Bart does a meetup with his fans.

Bart learns to potty train after Marge forgot to back when he was 1.

Marge decides to give the kids life lessons much to their dismay.

Bart and Lisa find a ride in the middle of nowhere.

Lisa and Bart are stuck in a maze and must find a way out.

Conan O’Brien interviews Bart. As the first ever guest star on the show.

Bart steals his birthday cake a day before his birthday.

Homer shows off his dance moves.

Marge’s skill as a vacuum cleaner is shown as she vacuums the entire house for the entire short, nothing else, no dialogue.

Long lost footage of the first ever couch gag, done in 1920.

Bart gets chased by Principal skinner after failing a test. This is the first time we see Principal skinner.

After being kicked out of class, Bart makes funny faces through the door window.

Wiggum is bored. That’s it.

Bart reveals his real name is actually Bort Sampsons.

The family can’t decide where they live.

Bart meets Richard and Lewis for the first time.

Like vacuum, Homer just walks down the street for the entirety of the short with no dialogue.

Unsure if it should be an anti-drug PSA, an ad for a pizza chain or a chicken restaurant, Bart is made to do all 3 at the same time.

Mr. Burns introduces himself for the first time ever by driving into Lisa.

Homer finally walks back home after his long walking the streets.

Lisa shows of her music talents by playing her saxophone to the tune of the theme song.

The yes man just says the word yes for the entire short.

Santa’s little helper makes funny shapes while going out the window of Homer’s car while it’s driving.

Homer tries to steel a heavily protected butterfinger.

Bart and Lisa fight over a watermelon.

Homer gets into hand wrestling.

In this first ever showing of Itchy and scratchy, Scratchy decides to play a game of draw with Itchy only for his gun to malfunction.

In this second guest star short, Krusty decides to interview Jay Sherman of the Critic about the state of Hollywood and Los Angeles.

Homer and Bart become drunk after all that duff beer.